Emergency Broadcast: Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s Are Gone

Emergency Broadcast: Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s Are Gone

In today’s episode, Bree (aka Slime) talks earthquakes that didn’t shake her, cats that almost threw up, Discord refusing to give her a Wrapped, and the devastating news that Trader Joe’s canceled Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s—aka the only thing holding her holiday spirit together.
We also get into Michael Jackson’s KFC breakfast era, 1980s peanut butter snacks resurrected by Stranger Things, and a mysterious interstellar object with a literal heartbeat. Plus: media megacorps throwing billions around like candy canes that apparently no longer exist.