I’m In Goblin Mode, Please Stop Notifying Me

I’m In Goblin Mode, Please Stop Notifying Me

On today’s episode (Friday, December 5th, 2025), Bree hangs out, talks about doing laundry, being woken up at 1am by Starshine, and then dives straight into the bizarre news vortex: Uber notifications acting like a drill saergent, a man performing CPR on a snake, an emotional support alligator rejected from Disney World, and the exhausting reality of being a millennial in 2025. Also featuring: Neil deGrasse Tyson’s extremely specific last meal, an 88-year-old veteran finally getting to retire, and Sam Altman wanting to read your mind with sound waves. It’s a journey.