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It’s Friday, December 12, 2025, and Bree—also known as Slime—is back for her second podcast of the day, powered by boredom, laundry fumes, and dark chocolate science.In this episode, Bree investigates the wildly inconsistent physics of cat litter boxes (are the cats secretly horses?), admits to regularly drawing S’s in the litter for Starshine and Sydney, and fills the room with Moonlight Breeze–scented ambition thanks to a Gain detergent detour from Tide loyalty.There’s also a rogue ice cream truck rolling through the neighborhood in mid-December.Things take a scientific turn when Bree discovers research claiming dark chocolate slows biological aging—finally, a peer-reviewed study that validates her snack drawer. Hershey’s Special Dark is a supplement.Food news spirals further with:Three chefs agreeing Ghirardelli makes the best hot cocoa mix (not Swiss Miss, sorry),A Chipotle lawsuit involving a rodent that was immediately reclassified as a “tendon” (corporate gaslighting with guac),Yelp declaring Dave’s Hot Chicken a national treasure despite Bree’s very calm, very honest verdict: it was fine.The episode wraps with hype fatigue, loud restaurants at 11am, chicken tenders, and a tour through 15 iconic American regional desserts.

ATTEN-HUT, SLIMERS!!!! In today’s episode: laundry day revelations, garbage-dog trauma, and the sacred rule that naps require a blanket—or else. We spiral into Hell’s Kitchen rage, sovereign-wealth-fund Looney Tunes, and the Waymo Trunk Man Incident™ before ending with a dramatic reading of “11 Personality Traits of People Who Nap,” which may or may not prove Bree is an enlightened forest spirit. Also: Big Food is getting sued, and honestly? Good.

In today’s episode, Bree (aka Slime) broadcasts from bed with Starshine, a suspiciously boomy new microphone, and a closet full of over 100 cans of cat food—aka the Cat Food Bunker™. We discuss why all podcasts suck except this one, why Bree exclusively listens to herself like a professional athlete reviewing game tape, and why Guayakí yerba mate is just an energy drink in a poncho pretending to be spiritual.There’s also a Costco takeover by Dubai Chocolate, a rubber-band incident involving two cats, an absurd $385,000 human washing machine, and the annual descent into December madness.It’s festive. It’s feral. It’s Bree FM.

On today’s episode, Bree (a.k.a. Slime) survives Day 26 of her unstoppable podcast streak, questions how anyone stays awake for a six-day Dutch podcast marathon, and desperately awaits a RØDE Podcaster mic that is currently on a road trip across Colorado.We dive into hard-hitting journalism such as:Why Dubai chocolate is suddenly EVERYWHERE (Costco, Trader Joe’s, gas stations… the hostile takeover is real)Whether eating it forces you to invest in Dubai real estateGrocery hauls, peppermint soap supremacy, and maintaining a 100-can cat food bunkerThe YouTube channel where rich people claim they “just worked hard” after casually founding satellite companiesA South Carolina prison drone delivering the most chaotic surf-and-turf order of all timeA leaked FBI memo that basically says “everyone’s on the list now”And new evidence that Mars used to be a tropical vacation spot where aliens maybe drank coconut water before ruining everything and leavingPlus: what the heck a “Code Red” looks like inside OpenAI (spoiler: probably less dramatic sirens, more stressed engineers).It’s unhinged, overcaffeinated, gingerbread-scented, and deeply educational in absolutely no way.

Day 25 of my podcast streak, and we’re hitting peak chaos. I dive deep into why Tom and Jerry are probably the most sleep-deprived cartoon characters in history, marvel at Guy Fieri’s outrageous diners and 15-inch hotdogs, and ponder whether AI is making us dumb—or just turbocharging our laziness. Plus, a New York subway hero smashes Meta smart glasses, and we navigate the morality puzzle that ensues. 25 CONSECUTIVE DAYS PODCASTING. HEAVY IS THE CROWN!!!! Strap in—this episode is as unpredictable as a Jerry-sized rocket in Tom’s living room.

Hey, Slimers! Today’s episode is pure chaos: I talk about waking up at 1 a.m. to feed my tiny furry overlords, why my MacBook Air is one wiggle away from yeeting itself off my bed, falling into a mukbang SpongeBob Burger King rabbit hole, the existential crisis of modern music lists, Trump winning the FIFA World Peace Prize (??), and Japan’s national Christmas tradition of… KFC?? Heavy is the crown of 24 days of podcasting.

A jam-packed Saturday episode: adorable 4-week-old kitten videos, new headphones out for delivery, household tasks described like NASA operations, a dramatic shower redemption arc, hot takes on 2025 music lists, and the existential horror of having “da da da” stuck in your head for eternity.

On today’s episode (Friday, December 5th, 2025), Bree hangs out, talks about doing laundry, being woken up at 1am by Starshine, and then dives straight into the bizarre news vortex: Uber notifications acting like a drill saergent, a man performing CPR on a snake, an emotional support alligator rejected from Disney World, and the exhausting reality of being a millennial in 2025. Also featuring: Neil deGrasse Tyson’s extremely specific last meal, an 88-year-old veteran finally getting to retire, and Sam Altman wanting to read your mind with sound waves. It’s a journey.

In today’s episode, Bree (aka Slime) talks earthquakes that didn’t shake her, cats that almost threw up, Discord refusing to give her a Wrapped, and the devastating news that Trader Joe’s canceled Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s—aka the only thing holding her holiday spirit together.We also get into Michael Jackson’s KFC breakfast era, 1980s peanut butter snacks resurrected by Stranger Things, and a mysterious interstellar object with a literal heartbeat. Plus: media megacorps throwing billions around like candy canes that apparently no longer exist.

This episode is full chaos in the best way. I talk about my dangerously slippery MacBook Air, my shocking $68 microphone steal, and San Francisco’s plan to turn a whole building into a 400-pod megadorm (yes, they said cram). Then we pivot into the Black Friday raccoon who got drunk in a liquor store, Charlie Munger cooling off with ice instead of A/C, my attempt at embracing silence for the first time ever, Stonehenge’s extremely dramatic underworld pits, and Khloé Kardashian’s ghost encounter that made her sleep with the lights on for years.

In today’s episode, Bree wakes up at 3AM (because: cats), gets blinded by the sun, and somehow ends up talking about Denny’s, Britney Spears possibly moving to the UK, exploding stars, sleeping jellyfish, color-dreaming octopuses, and why classic rock morning shows are all secretly cursed. Also: Sydney the cat continues her lifelong mission to use Bree as a mattress. Plus, is that interstellar comet definitely not an alien spacecraft? (Disappointing.)

In today’s episode, Bree hangs out with the cats, talks about eating a bomb Trader Joe’s salad, and dives into a Libra horoscope that’s basically yelling “you got this.” We talk obscure indie bands YouTube throws at us, David Byrne’s new Tiny Desk, and why Kash Patel dresses like he’s about to help you move a futon. Also: car-sized millipedes, Britney’s beautifully vulnerable Instagram post, Dick Van Dyke’s ice cream longevity secret, and why Italian hot chocolate is built like pudding. It’s a full Monday.

In today’s very cloudy, very bored Sunday episode, I hang out with Starshine and Sydney while testing the new Fifine Tank2 mic. We talk wild turkeys in the yard, drives through Healdsburg and dreams of Guerneville, overpaying for $15 headphones on eBay, and the ongoing saga of cats discovering elite nap locations. I also revies the tragic state of modern podcasts, rant about 2FA codes like they’re classified government files, dives into Grimes’ take on Atlas/3i and alien federations, and deliver yet another annual roast of the absolutely joyless Starbucks holiday cups. Grab a snack, pet a cat, and settle in for the most chaotic cozy Sunday ever.

Bree wakes up at 2am courtesy of her feline alarm clocks, recaps cat vomit and cloudy weather, dives into weird radio nostalgia, and then fully petitions the universe to please—PLEASE—let 3i/Atlas be aliens. Plus: Johnny Cash vs. Coca-Cola, €90k worth of stolen snails, pickleball chaos, Elvis-wig judges, human washing machines, and Cardi B’s umbilical cord jewelry. A wildly cursed news roundup and a cry for extraterrestrial intervention.

From 2 AM wake-ups to cleaning up Sydney's surprise, it was a 'boring' day that led to a surprising amount of chaos. In this episode, we dive into the bizarre, high-stakes world of The National Dog Show. Who are these judges? Why are dog handlers SPRINTING in suits? And why do the perfectly carved, topiary-like poodles look so stressed? Give me a messy, twig-in-its-fur poodle any day!Then, we shift gears to politics and the economy. We unpack President Trump's recent comments about new action 'by land' against Venezuelan drug traffickers. Is this about drugs, or is it about Venezuelan oil? We discuss why the focus is on Venezuela over the more obvious Mexican cartels and what this means for American foreign policy. Plus, a nod to the ridiculousness of Black Friday deals, what a Campbell's executive really thinks of their customers, and a word of warning about clogged vacuums and neighbor's dogs in the garbage."

Happy Thanksgiving! This is a special holiday episode recorded after a 2 AM burst of creative energy.Join me as I celebrate "Catsgiving" by spoiling my two feline co-hosts and reflecting on the best family Thanksgivings with my amazing mom and grandma. I dive into the truly bizarre nightmare I had about getting a haircut (after two years!), and explain why I politely turned down a dinner invitation—I'm just too tired!But wait, there's more:The Mic Debacle: Hear the unbelievable story of the $100 fake Shure SM7B that required a 37-degree angle, a coffee mug, and my pinky finger just to work—and why USB mics are the "Golden Retrievers" of the audio world.The Joe Rogan Gauntlet: A confident follow-up to my 2 AM episode, explaining (again) how I have him beat on sheer talent.The Virtual Letdown: I confess to buying a cutting-edge Oculus Rift VR headset... only to spend 90% of my time looking out a nice, digital window and playing Virtual Monopoly.Don't forget to check out the early-morning episode where I officially made my case for being better than Joe Rogan!

ATTENCION! This episode is 100% Slime Certified! We expose the Angel 7500 Cold Press Juicer for the $1600 stainless-steel lie it is in a blistering Slime Scale review. Plus, a mandatory dance break to prove we're better than the JRE (Joe Rogan Experience), and a passionate defense of the desirable 'burnt' edges on Ritz Crisp and Thins. Stop listening and start moving!

It's the day before Thanksgiving, and I'm feeling rested and reflective after 11 hours of sleep (and a 2:15 AM cat feeding). We kick off with a haul review: Yerba Mate energy drinks, smoothie-induced health boosts, and the ongoing quest for the perfect podcast microphone (ATR2100x vs. Samson Q2U—and maybe a boom arm for bed?).Then, we dive into the headlines: Jony Ive and Sam Altman are teaming up to create an "anti-iPhone" AI device that promises "peace and calm" instead of flashing notifications. Is this the future we need?We then shift to a deep and empathetic discussion on Britney Spears' recent Instagram posts. Moving beyond the surface-level clips, we unpack the highly sexualized lingerie posts from this month, asking the difficult question: Is this pure reclamation of autonomy, or a desperate cry for help stemming from unresolved trauma?Plus, quick takes on the latest in Windows 11 bugs and a local Santa Rosa gathering for Transgender Day of Remembrance.

ATTEN-HUT!!!!!!!! Hello, Slimers!!!! Welcome to the podcast! It's November 25th, 2025, and I’m ready for Thanksgiving in just two days! Join me for an episode covering everything from new art supplies to the animal kingdom's social rules.Today, we cover:Cozy Morning Vibes: Hanging out with the cats, planning a vacuum session, and dealing with that foggy weather. Plus, defending my love for smelling cat fur—it’s normal, I swear!The Goodpods 7-Day Challenge: II share the details of the challenge and why you should subscribe wherever you listen (Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Pocket Casts, etc.).Animal Ethics & Pop Culture: We tackle the controversy surrounding Kim Kardashian’s alleged vintage elephant skin bag, and why it makes me think about my own meat consumption. Also, a look at some crazy new cat gadgets, including the high-tech Litter-Robot 4.A Bird's Social Life: A University of Cincinnati study confirms that Monk Parakeets are master observers who slowly test the waters before forming friendships. I attempt to interview a nervous specimen we call Pablo.Art & Music: Getting ready to create tiny art with my new ACEO cards, sharing my appreciation for the consistently great new album from The Hives, and shouting out Knights of Molino, the young punk band with a scorching track against AI.In the Future: Looking forward to having Sen on to discuss the iconic Judy Garland, and the upcoming Scarlett Johansson Exorcist movie.

A seasoned veteran delivers an off-the-cuff episode exploring the week's current events and deeply personal anecdotes. We dive into Typosquatting scams, the surprising symbolic art of Neanderthals (and who the first cave critic was), and the life story of Full House star Jodie Sweetin. Plus, a review of the new Geese album, a tribute to Jimmy Cliff, and a critical look at the diet/nap cycle. Hear about the time I ran a massive Discord server called 'Lonely,' and how I'm celebrating Thanksgiving. Most importantly: I fed the cats cheddar cheese this morning.